Jokes and Funnies
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A. They don’t have the guts!
Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Q. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A. King Neptune!
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q. Why did the bicycle fall over?
A. It was two-tired!
Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Q. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
A. Because he was always spotted!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear!
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. How does a penguin build its house?
A. Igloos it together!
Q. What do you call fake spaghetti?
A. An impasta!
Q. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A. An abdominal snowman!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite!
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems!
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